Saturday, 10 March 2012


BoneCraft: Somewhere in Some Galaxy is the second game created by D-Dub Software. It is a follow-up to 2008’s Action Adventure Porno Video Game, BoneTown.

A parody of everything science fiction and fantasy, BoneCraft brings together many popular stories into one hilarious sexy romp. “BoneCraft is a world where anything can happen–and does,” says Hod, D-Dub’s Lead Developer.

BoneCraft is a third-person action-adventure game with a unique sex dynamic merged seamlessly into the gameplay. The game follows the exploits of Captain Fort Worth, the leader of the Space Wranglers, and his sidekick, Lubbock.


BoneCraft is an action-adventure parody game that brings together many popular science fiction and fantasy stories into one hilarious sexy romp. It is a single player action-adventure PC video game that you install and play on your own computer. BoneCraft has a unique sex dynamic that is merged seamlessly into the gameplay and story as you follow the exploits of Captain Fort Worth and his rowdy squad of Space Wranglers.
Modders get ready–a Mod Kit for BoneCraft is on its way. We’re working like hamsters on wheels to get it to you as soon as we can, and will announce an official release date as soon as we have it.

The plan is to give out the tools with some tutorials and documentation, then rely on the feedback of the community and the forums to complete the project. All of the script code used to create BoneCraft will be available at release, meaning Modders can hit the ground running with the ability to change aspects of BoneCraft, such as level design, characters, missions, weapons, etc.

And modding BoneCraft is only one aspect of what the Mod Kit will offer. Once Modders have sated their thirst modding BoneCraft and learning the tools, they can move on to the main feature of the Mod Kit: creating their own custom games that they can share with the community. Modders will have assets from both BoneCraft and BoneTown at their disposal. The Mod Kit is designed to allow a small team to make a big project and that’s what we’d like to see happen with it.

Fort is a master of hand to hand combat, as well as of weapons ranging from saw swords to bazookas to fire grenades. He is equipped with Wrangler Armor, the epitome of Wrangler technology. The Armor can absorb the alcohol in his blood to power his Jump Pack, so the Space Wranglers benefit from staying continually drunk.

In missions such as “Bone and Pillage” or “Secure Your Ho’s,” Fort is tasked both with making sure he and his team get laid and ensuring that the enemy doesn’t. Hod says that, “the merging of sex and action in BoneCraft brings a whole new meaning to the word ‘wingman’ when you have to shoot enemies to make sure Lubbock gets lucky.”

If they’d rather not fight before they get it on, the player can visit Sex Stores, where they can cycle through hundreds of unique girls to find just the right one before gettin’ down to business. The Golden Shower Elven Brothel features many types of Sex Stores, each catering to a unique fetish, so there’s something for everyone.

The story begins with Captain Fort Worth (Neil Kaplan) and Lubbock (Anson Rotola) cruising through space in their ship the USS Longstreet. After drinking too much Jet Fuel, Lubbock brings up a subject he knows sends Fort into a rage: Elven women. Earlier in Fort’s galactial campaigns he had the chance to bone the crown jewel of the galaxy, the Elf Queen, but was foiled by the Elven Army. Since then, Fort has lived with the pain of the only one he ever let get away.

Fort flies into a rage and crash-lands the ship on a nearby planet inhabited by an Orc tribe. When the Wranglers try to enforce their interstellar extinction policy on the Orc, Fort discovers that the Orc tribe is not only led by an old friend of his, Warboss Swampass (Gabriel Brooks), but that the planet is also harboring an Elven Brothel…and the Elf Queen herself.

Fort and his Wranglers must fight their way through Orc and Elf men, bone their way through the women, and take on everything from the metrosexual ranks of the Elven Army to the galaxy’s most dreaded creatures, the fearsome Dick Monsters, to make sure Fort finally gets the Holy Grail.

Windows XP, Vista or 7
Intel Core 2 Duo or Athlon X2
2 GB hard drive space
256 MB of Video Memory
Video Card supporting Pixel Shader 2.0

Repacked by: KaOsKrew
Type: Lossless /a:rebuild
Language: English
Size: 564 MB





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